I think I’ve developed tennis elbow from computing too much
Click a link on your local newspaper entitled “Men torment their ex-girlfriends”
Ends up being about your ex-lead singer ???????
Its that time here in Canada where our shatter turns to sap
sext: oh god youre so hot i really wanna see ur last.fm
omfg i keep seeing so many broken bongs that have been duct taped back together on my dash like im sorry but what made you guys think that was ok like jfc go buy yourself an apple or s/t lord
The most overlooked aspect of doing this is that when you duct tape two jagged pieces of glass together you’re creating friction that makes microscopic glass particles that you later inhale which is 73492640x worse than smoking bad medicine to begin with.
aces take your pity, you sleep with it instead
